Posted 03-25-2008 at 01:15 AM by HarveyJ I was originally hired as a sales monkey...
Then it turned out, having been a refugee from the W.E.L.L. and using the Internet when Eudora was the norm, what I considered perfectly ordinary knowledge turns out to have a job title: Data Forensics Specialist...
Apparently, I am now not only a sales monkey, but also a DFS, as I track down domain owners, even the ones hidden behind proxy services, and say "BUY MY STUFF! IT'LL MAKE YOU MONEY, AND THEN I'LL BE A PARASITE AND SKIM... | 
