Someone just donated DN$2000 to me

Although I am confused as to why, and what possible use I have for them, as no one has managed to explain to me what they're good for, other than buying more avatars and storage space in my inbox

So here I am, nearly 2 months into all of this from the Dark Side of Aff Marketing...

I've got some affiliates under me, they're happy enough, doing massive sales... But am I happy?

Truthfully, the answer is no.
You know why? Because money is really inconsequential when you don't have time to spend it on anything but bills and car repairs.

I started this work thinking it'd be great. I'd have more time to do the things I wanted to do, but it's actually...

So ever since people got time to adjust to the looming Snowe Bill, I've noticed something that I can't help but find hilariously funny.

As we're aware, most domainers just park stuff, throw up some PPC rubbish, and wait until someone's willing to cough up enough dough to make that original $8 investment into an $8,000 return.

Frankly, the domaining industry wouldn't be in this position if it weren't for leeches like this, but that's another rant.

The point...

Most of these things include slowly killing myself from overwork, stress, caffeine, and less than legal caffeine like substances...

I'm a busy guy, but it's not all so one-dimensional as to be an regular IT nerd...
I'm also a big Sci-Fi nerd!

I went to a convention that was on in Melbourne this weekend (and I'm sad enough to do it in Brisbane next weekend).
I dunno if you guys have been to a convention before, but if you have, you know what they're like....

I was originally hired as a sales monkey...
Then it turned out, having been a refugee from the W.E.L.L. and using the Internet when Eudora was the norm, what I considered perfectly ordinary knowledge turns out to have a job title: Data Forensics Specialist...

Apparently, I am now not only a sales monkey, but also a DFS, as I track down domain owners, even the ones hidden behind proxy services, and say "BUY MY STUFF! IT'LL MAKE YOU MONEY, AND THEN I'LL BE A PARASITE AND SKIM...