I was originally hired as a sales monkey...
Then it turned out, having been a refugee from the W.E.L.L. and using the Internet when Eudora was the norm, what I considered perfectly ordinary knowledge turns out to have a job title: Data Forensics Specialist...

Apparently, I am now not only a sales monkey, but also a DFS, as I track down domain owners, even the ones hidden behind proxy services, and say "BUY MY STUFF! IT'LL MAKE YOU MONEY, AND THEN I'LL BE A PARASITE AND SKIM ...

Well, here we are, week 3.
Nothing so good as my first week, but a slow and steady stream of nibbles. No bites yet.

I seem to have made a number of friends over on WickedFire... or at least, what passes for friends on WF (which is to say they don't call you a loser, and try to RickRoll you).

But yeah, after 3 weeks of staring at a computer screen for about 12 hours a day (let's not forget the time I do it home after all), I think I'm going blinder than if I just masturbated ...

So, we're now up to week 2 of this charade!

The lies! LIES!
Well, not really, but drama is always fun (why else is it still on school curriculums?)

So I've started working on a)My own landing pages aimed at very niche markets (that just happen to be worth a hell of a lot) and b)Getting people to sign up to the programs I currently work with, because I'll be earning money from any conversions that they do.

I'm trying to do this politely.
I'm not ...

OK, so I recently joined this forum, but I've been an affiliate marketer for a while...

First up: DON'T FREAK OUT!
I'm not here to try and press myself on anyone if they don't want me. I'm not like that. It's like economic rape or something... I'm just here to get to know people, network, etc. If people want my stuff, I'm sure they'll come to me.

Anyway, I'm going to try to write something here at least every other day.
The point of this particular blog being ...