http://www.palinaspresident.us/

(please leave all the political jibberish for the politics/controversial section)

this is just downright funny. hint: keep clicking on the door and the cabinet door to the right and different things pop out

I went to Blockbuster.com to check my queue this morning and noticed this part to an advertisement:

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...lockbuster.jpg

Is it just me or is this WRONG in so many ways?

As of the time of this post it is still on blockbuster's site.

just go there and under the Star Trek ad, click "2" to go to the second ad.

A lot of my sites have been getting spammed with bad joke comments for some reason (looking for approvals maybe before they spam?). Here's the list from the past couple of days.

What did one hot dog say to the other? Hi Frank!

What do get when a cat walks on the beach? Sandy Claws.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut.

Why do elephants trumpet? They don't know how to play the violin.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.

Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.

Who is Dracula’s favorite person on the baseball team? The BAT boy!

What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.

What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? Well done.

What is the biggest ant? An elephant.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you get when you play a country music song backward? You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking ...

* The female always makes the rules.
* The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
* No male can possibly know all the rules.
* If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.
* The female is never wrong.
* If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
* If the previous Rule applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
* The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.
* The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
* The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
* The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
* The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
* Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.
* If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void