Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

**barefoot** · 03-18-2008, 12:48 PM

Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s1i32119

**breez** · 03-18-2008, 12:50 PM

edit [sorry]

**barefoot** · 03-18-2008, 12:51 PM

edit... thx

**internext** · 03-18-2008, 12:52 PM

edit... nm

**tonyfloyd** · 03-18-2008, 12:53 PM

nice...lol....is that your site?

**PRED** · 03-18-2008, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by barefoot

Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s1i32119

"loveable amputee and former slapper announced..."

ROFL

**draggar** · 03-18-2008, 01:07 PM

**gingeman** · 03-18-2008, 01:13 PM

very funny - is that your site its pretty cool?

**amcdonald** · 03-18-2008, 01:19 PM

I wonder if she will invest some of that money into securing GoldDigger.com

**ArjunDhawan** · 03-18-2008, 01:22 PM

LOL!

I can't believe that she wants 700 pounds per hour of marriage...

**barefoot** · 03-18-2008, 01:31 PM

No, it's not my site but I stumbled onto the article today and thought I'd share.

**Rockefeller** · 03-18-2008, 01:37 PM

"All items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof."

Just to clarify

**OSHQdotCOM** · 03-18-2008, 01:45 PM

hahaha

**Banned: domain newbie** · 03-18-2008, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by amcdonald

I wonder if she will invest some of that money into securing GoldDigger.com

i got Platinum Diggers. com

she's qualified for platinum, still i think she got too little

**jasdon11** · 03-18-2008, 01:58 PM

Another Heather Mills, 36, from Cheadle Blows in Cambria, was devastated at missing the opportunity. She told TheSpoof.com: "I lost out, I'm afraid. I'm heartbroken. Now that Paul's on the market, that domain name would have suited me perfectly if we had married. The plan was to buy the domain name, then turn up naked backstage at one of his pop concerts and declare my undying love for him. I even had one of my arms amputated, just in case he's a bit kinky."

ROFL

**barefoot** · 03-18-2008, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Rockefeller

"All items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof."

Just to clarify

Party pooper.

**robmac** · 03-18-2008, 03:44 PM

LOL

- you guys in the U.S. have missed out on heather, she is a real crackot. she should go back to porn.

I am a breast man myself - sorry guys if you a LEG man

**Credit** · 03-18-2008, 03:54 PM

thespoof, kinda like theonion

**Poker** · 03-18-2008, 04:05 PM

Wonder if Paul ever thought that at 64 he'd be faced with a divorce that would ultimately cost him £24.3m!
If you guys get rich, don't get married

When I'm 64 - Beatles
---------------------
When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine.

If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck & Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

**barefoot** · 03-18-2008, 04:54 PM

Paul wrote that song when he was just 16. I'm sure at that age he never dreamed that he'd be so well-off when he was 64 (actually, he's 65). This Heather needs to take her settlement money and go away now.

Regarding "When I'm Sixty-Four", John Lennon told an interviewer in 1980, "I would never even dream of writing a song like that." That made me laugh out loud. John ruled.