10 reasons to vote democrat.

[bd77]

WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive .

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

[jasdon11]

It's a worry that you can vote at all....

[stewie]

[thevirtual]

You didn't even write that list...

[Acro]

Funny, this list sounds like the last 8 years in America: huge government spending, corruption, wars, unemployment, no industrial growth, fuel quadrupled in price, shrinking of the middle class, expensive healthcare, increase in crime and the president's approval rate below 30%.

Well done Dubya.

[Raider]

Theirs so much truth to these... My 3 favorites are;

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

Good post Don!

[H2FC]

Originally Posted by bd77

WHY I'VE DECIDED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive .

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Originally Posted by Raider

Theirs so much truth to these...
Good post Don!

Two Peas-In-A-Pod......neither one could could pour p!ss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel!

[Devil Dog]

http://thewhiteguy.wordpress.com/200...vote-democrat/

[Focus]

You guys voting for McSame and the dumb confused tramp Palin are complete and utter f*cking idiots.

Thank you, drive through.

[Raider]

Originally Posted by Focus

You guys voting for McSame and the dumb confused tramp Palin are complete and utter f*cking idiots.

That's kind of what I think of you, Anyone who would vote for a candidate based on youth and good looks and NOT how he will better this country, has to be a f*cking idiot.

Originally Posted by H2FC

Two Peas-In-A-Pod......neither one could could pour p!ss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel!

Is that what you do for a living? It certanly isn't selling domains.

[Devil Dog]

Originally Posted by Raider

That's kind of what I think of you, Anyone who would vote for a candidate based on youth and good looks and NOT how he will better this country, has to be a f*cking idiot.

Quick question; Did you vote for Bush?

[whitebark]

Anyone even considering voting Republican after the last eight years certainly qualifies as an idiot imo. In any other country if a government did that bad over that long of a period they would be destroyed in the election - but in America it seems political partisanship trumps common sense.

Canada's last experiment with Conservatives of the Bush kind - they were *****-slapped from 168 seats to 2. That would be reflected in the US as well if some were not living in a bizarre world where Republicans can never do wrong despite all evidence to the contrary.

[thevirtual]

Originally Posted by Raider

That's kind of what I think of you, Anyone who would vote for a candidate based on youth and good looks and NOT how he will better this country, has to be a f*cking idiot.

Name one way that Mccain will "better this country".

I can name one way in which Mccain will better this country, and is sure to happen soon, when he dies. hahahahaha

[Doc Com]

This could have been a very short thread and only one reason"

Palin

[Raider]

Don, It appears your thread struck a nerve.... The "Truth" always has a way of doing that.

Originally Posted by Devil Dog

Quick question; Did you vote for Bush?

I was not able to vote until 3 years ago, so the answer is NO.

[Devil Dog]

Originally Posted by Raider

Don, It appears your thread struck a nerve.... The "Truth" always has a way of doing that.




I was not able to vote until 3 years ago, so the answer is NO.

Only reason it has struck a nerve is because what was posted is so preposterous, it is laughable.

[stewie]

[jasdon11]

Originally Posted by Raider