The Birth of Socialism

[500,000]

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[katherine]

America is the shadow of its former self isn't it.
Time to pack up and leave.

[500,000]

The Domain name.

[tetrapak]

That was a few years ago darling.

[ksinclair]

You have the option to move to some other country that is 'better', yes?

For the last 2 weeks I seen how helpful some people have been, they advertise that the Michigan food stamp / welfare program does not let the members use food stamps to buy Disposable Diapers and other toiletries. This was helpful to those in need. BUT...

Last night, I seen the same TV Station now advertising that they need more disposable Diapers because they cost about $100.00 per month per infant, for 2 too 3 years.

You think they (the Democrat GREENIES and Al Gore) would put up a program that would teach these idiots how to reuse a cloth diaper. A cloth diaper and 2 pins cost about $4.00 and last a long time. (can you say "hand me down?") Plus they dont fill up the land fill. Al Gore you greedy chimp. ***monkey***

I think this is another scam sponsored by the Obama / Democratic administration to steal money from the caring / religion gropes in America.

Here in Michigan we have one of the highest unemployment rates of the USA. Governor Granholm is going to close 8 prisons to save 120 million per year, Also considering to sell the state parks.
Democrats put a new tax on all businesses, the new tax help the Democrats take over 2 of the big three auto makers.

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[katherine]

SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:You have two cows.You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows.You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because your sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who report the real situation.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.You tell them that you have none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the sh*t out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but now you're a "democracy"....

THE POLISH GOVERNMENT:You have two cows. You lecture one on how turning gay will mean the end of cattle. The other cow emigrates.

CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB:You have two cows and twentysomething overpaid donkeys. Everyone hates you.

THE WELSH:You have two cows. You try not to look too disappointed.

AN IRISH ENTREPRENEUR:You have two cows. You borrow against future headage payments to develop your land. The cows can live in flat 62. In Bulgaria.

AN IRISH RURAL DWELLER:You have two cows. An Taisce object.

THE IRISH TIMES:You have two cows. They don't always agree with you. What sort of cattle are they?

THE SUNDAY INDEPENDENT:You have two cows. You start sleeping with one of them. A column follows.

FINE GAEL:You have two cows and, by God, a CONTRACT for two more!

PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS:You have two cows. The others were destroyed by an ungrateful public.You're not quite sure if two is enough to maintain an actual farm.

SINN FÉIN:You have two cows, not enough green fields, and lots and lots of sheep.

THE GREENS:You have two cows and an extensive portfolio of equity interests in various American food and beverage corporations. You sell these and pay child actors to pretend they want adults to vote for you.

FIANNA FÁIL:You had two cows. Due to separation proceedings with your one-time heifers, you dodge any questions on your finances.

Socialist Party:You have two cows. You keep one and pay the other to your party. This keeps you in touch with ordinary working farmers who have only one cow. The other farmers ignore or patronise you.

THE H.S.E.:You have two cows. They go on strike.

[ksinclair]

DOMAINERS: You dont have any cows. So you try to register YouHaveTwoCows(.)com, but it is taken of course (all good .cow domains are taken). Then you register the .org instead, and develop it into an adult site about two cows doing nasty things, while laying on a bed of google ads. But it makes no money so eventually, you sell it for $1 on dnforum.

[Raider]

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Ah yes, those were the good old days.

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I encourage Americans not to lose hope though, we only have 18 more months before Obama becomes a lame duck President, and 24 months after that before Americans boot his stupid a*s out of office.

[NostraDomainus]

Greed Breeds Mean Deeds.

Funny how people bark @ socialism on a social website. When in need, it is also funny how the same people are 1st in line for a bailout, falling back on the social net after doing their best to kill the sacred cow.

After infringing upon the rights of others in pursuit of capitalistic greed, and when caught for their crimes, the Madoffs/Bushes of the World then run and hide behind those same rights as if they are the victims for victimizing others. The hyprocracy is just rich, as divided capitalists stood, yet united they now fall - bringing down everyone with it.

A selfish few continue to cut off the nose of the cow despite it's face - greedy morons.

Hope is that one day the Greed Disease is stricken from the sick and twisted mentality of self-centered people who do more to harm the World than contribute to it. Geo-specific pockets of this can be seen from all around the World.

Let's see any one of these greedy arseholes survive on this planet all alone without any other humans around - morons.

lol @ the followers who keep espousing their greedy perspectives only to continue to prove themselves wrong in crying along with selfish druggies like Rush.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You sell the least healthy cow and lie to the buyer about the health of the cow. Your herd multiplies while the buyers herd dies-out, and greed grows. Buyers lose faith in greedy cow sellers and the price of cows bottoms-out. You try to sell your cows and retire on the income but find that greed ruined life for everyone in your age demographic and global marketplace. (Suffice it to say, other greedy people will sell milk with melamine in it and lie about it.) Said greedy people ready to retire then sell-out the future of their children then to pay-off their greed.

Yeah - Capitalism Rules!! LOL TFF.

Keep-up the work and continue to prove realists right!

PS: Greed begets Greed. Break the Vicious Cycle and be real - help your community - don't murder it. Try caring about someone else other than yourself, and watch the World succeed around you. (It's been shown that the 1 thing that continually makes people feel better and happier is to help others; volunteerism; kindness - make YourSelf Happy by making the World Happy - Think Aboot it!!)

[lordbyroniv]

Crony Capitalism has been exposed

We need real capitalism based on a gold standard

Not this funny money printed by the elite

[500,000]

The Domain name.

[HarveyJ]

Sorry, but WTF do people not being able to afford diapers have to do with socialism?

And are you just a simp, or a flaming hypocrite? Because putting in place a government program to teach people to do something is a socialist policy, whilst allowing them to drown under the cost of disposables would be allowing the free market to find the best solution for itself.
Now I'm all for a program myself because most people are actually morons that should require licenses to breed (just the same way they have to have them for breeding any other animal), but you need to sort out your own damn political positioning Greg.

[edit]Actually, you know what? Don't even bother replying. You'll do what you always do.
Blame the centrist segment of politics, calling it far left / communism / socialistic, and then not actually show any quantifiable proof, whilst holding up a straw man and drawing as much attention away from the actual point.

[eksperts]

SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour...

Believe or not my grandpa and theyr family was in person list for deportation to siberia because they had 2 cows, only one was allowed (he hidden and avoided deportation, but that another story).

I always wonder how shiny is socialism in teory and how terrible in reality.

[500,000]

HarveyJ [edit]Actually, you know what? Don't even bother replying. You'll do what you always do.
Blame the centrist segment of politics, calling it far left / communism / socialistic, and then not actually show any quantifiable proof, whilst holding up a straw man and drawing as much attention away from the actual point.

In America you have the rights to open a business, create tools, machines and earn money while doing this.

In America you have the rights to tap benefits if your temporally poor or have a disability. You can even get medical treatment if your poor.

The government will provide all a education and set standers for that education.

America was a Unique government for the people by the people.

We all die.
No such thing as a free lunch.
The man with the gold makes the rules.
When you have no money or your in debit you will work for unfair wages.
Think about how much you will be taxed when we have 10 trillion borrowed from other countries and a bunch of kids that think there's a free lunch everyday

Now Obama and the democrats want to expand the free programs, limit income, teach the poor to live off the government and encourage the poor to remain dumb and poor.

When Obama was running for president he had his voters thinking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZjcFp60DJc

[Raider]

Now Obama and the democrats want to expand the free programs, limit income, teach the poor to live off the government and encourage the poor to remain dumb and poor.

Yeah, and you got to love Obama's approach to creating "new" jobs" Government jobs that is.

Do you notice that we almost never hear Obama and the Democrats talk about creating jobs in the private sector?.

You cant blame Obama, he made it known he was a socialist before Americans were dumb enough to elect him.




Notice the bullet hole

[draggar]

Hope is that one day the Greed Disease is stricken from the sick and twisted mentality of self-centered people who do more to harm the World than contribute to it. Geo-specific pockets of this can be seen from all around the World.

The sad thing is that this will never happen unless some major changes are made. The rich are the ones befitting from the most of this because they are the ones who can afford to spend the money to bribe, er, lobby, our politicians into making laws that benefit them.

All while punishing the responsible and rewarding the irresponsible. Can't afford to have a child but you want one? Don't worry - the government will pay you. You can't afford another one but have another child? Don't worry - the government will give you more money.

You got a mortgage you could afford at the time (with lots of extra leeway) but now you're in a rough patch because you're a single income family? Sorry, we won't help you despite the billions to trillions the banks got, we're too busy helping out people who we allowed to take out several mortgages on several properties that they, and we, knew that they couldn't afford.

Nothing will change - the billions and trillions handed out will mostly stop at the uppermost levels of corporations in the form of "bonuses" and "payraises" while what trickles down to those who need it won't even be a drop in the bucket.

Nothing will change until there is some SERIOUS changes to our government and how WE elect the people to "run" (or a typo - ruin?) this country. Many people vote by political affiliation and politicians know this - even being an incumbent gives them a boost in elections.

US voters need to quit the lemming attitude. Ignore political affiliation (BTW - even George Washington spoke out against that yet in the second election- they were formed), I'd be happy if we abolished them or allowed more of them an equal footing. Read up on what the candidates HAVE done and HAVE NOT done. Find one who meets your beliefs the closest and if they don't do the job well enough, vote them out the next election or if it is really bad, start an impeachment process.

I've been saying this for years yet most people don't want to "throw out their votes" or "they're not serious candidates". Well, voting for someone solely because of their R or D affiliation is throwing out your vote. This past election my ballot had THIRTEEN candidates for president - even canvassers for both parties didn't know how many people were on the ballot - most of them said "only two".

[katherine]

Voters always get what they deserve.

[biggedon]

SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM:You have two cows.You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows.You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows because your sobering up and open another bottle of vodka.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who report the real situation.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.You tell them that you have none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the sh*t out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but now you're a "democracy"....

THE POLISH GOVERNMENT:You have two cows. You lecture one on how turning gay will mean the end of cattle. The other cow emigrates.

CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB:You have two cows and twentysomething overpaid donkeys. Everyone hates you.

THE WELSH:You have two cows. You try not to look too disappointed.

AN IRISH ENTREPRENEUR:You have two cows. You borrow against future headage payments to develop your land. The cows can live in flat 62. In Bulgaria.

AN IRISH RURAL DWELLER:You have two cows. An Taisce object.

THE IRISH TIMES:You have two cows. They don't always agree with you. What sort of cattle are they?

THE SUNDAY INDEPENDENT:You have two cows. You start sleeping with one of them. A column follows.

FINE GAEL:You have two cows and, by God, a CONTRACT for two more!

PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS:You have two cows. The others were destroyed by an ungrateful public.You're not quite sure if two is enough to maintain an actual farm.

SINN FÉIN:You have two cows, not enough green fields, and lots and lots of sheep.

THE GREENS:You have two cows and an extensive portfolio of equity interests in various American food and beverage corporations. You sell these and pay child actors to pretend they want adults to vote for you.

FIANNA FÁIL:You had two cows. Due to separation proceedings with your one-time heifers, you dodge any questions on your finances.

Socialist Party:You have two cows. You keep one and pay the other to your party. This keeps you in touch with ordinary working farmers who have only one cow. The other farmers ignore or patronise you.

THE H.S.E.:You have two cows. They go on strike.

i love it!

here's mine...


you have domains at "tucows" and can't transfer them out!

[HarveyJ]

And there's that strawman... oh look, he's waving an American flag... that says "Made in China".
Try responding to what I actually say instead of bringing up irrelevant points, or I'll call a wizard... it makes about as much sense as you do.

[tetrapak]

you have domains at "tucows" and can't transfer them out!