I'll show you Obama's Birth Certificate when...

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Obamas My space page only proves he don't care what information you perceive to be true.

[fab]

But, sure... the President screws around all day with a Myspace account, just to give idiots something to chew on.

What does this have to do with anything? He has enough employees to take care of his web-sites, and somebody put it up, why can't they get something so basic correct?

[jberryhill]

You know, Fab, I have no idea why the age is wrong on a MySpace page.

Clearly, it is a sign of a deep-seated conspiracy involving, as pointed out by JMJ "the entire state of Hawaii".

Write to your Senators and Representatives immediately and demand a full investigation of this vital question. This might lead to a lot of important things. Perhaps even evidence suggesting he's got the wrong time set on his VCR.

[Gerry]

Write to your Senators and Representatives immediately and demand a full investigation of this vital question.

Is this the beginning?

Will this turn into another WhiteWater investigation?

Will MySpace become MyDisgrace for the newly elected President?

Will the citizens see the resurgence and resurrection of Kenneth Starr?

Will impeachment proceedings get underway?

Will the congressional delegation from Georgia present a bill to strike the word impeachment from the English dictionary as their state's produce is included in that word?

Will the measure to rename impeachment to impersimmonment be passed before Congress breaks for the Holidays later this fall?

[fab]

You know, Fab, I have no idea why the age is wrong on a MySpace page.

Clearly, it is a sign of a deep-seated conspiracy involving, as pointed out by JMJ "the entire state of Hawaii".

Look, I never mentioned any conspiracy!

[JMJ]

Look, I never mentioned any conspiracy!

It all has to be turned into a conspiracy theory. Even I called it out as a joke but John here has to call anyone that disagrees with his boy every name in the book.

[fab]

Will MySpace become MyDisgrace for the newly elected President?

No MySpace didn't make the mistake. Lets call Rahm and ask him if he knows basic math. Maybe he couldn't calculate his age from birth date.

[Gerry]

No MySpace didn't make the mistake. Lets call Rahm and ask him if he knows basic math. Maybe he couldn't calculate his age from birth date.

I don't care.

I am not calling anyone.

I don't care about myspace, birthers, Rush's weight, Palin's body, town hall meetings, cheating senators and governors, conspiracy theories, UFO's, aliens,

I just don't care.

It is noise, noise, noise that does nothing but detract from the truth. And the truth is that which you seek - which every one seeks.

And that noise - static is what it is - is deafening and hard to overcome.

What I can not figure out is why people insist I care and choose sides. In the meantime, the real issues and the underlying causes are not being addressed and not being fixed.

If you go to a doctors office and tell the doc you have been suffering from severe headaches lately and the doc puts you on migraine medicine, he is treating the symptoms and not the cause of the problem which is the screw driver driven into your temple.

No one is addressing nor are the treating the underlying issue and problems.

If those areas are not discovered and corrected, a bandaide is not going to stop a gushing wound.

Party politics and the mouthpieces of those parties have clouded the issues and have ruined this nation.

[fab]

I don't care about myspace, birthers, Rush's weight, Palin's body, town hall meetings, cheating senators and governors, conspiracy theories, UFO's, aliens,

OMG, Rush's weight. Just imagine the slimmer he gets, the lighter the GOP gets!

[Adatise]

Best Doctor
A French doctor says
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys
are way behind. We recently took a
man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in
the White
House, and now half the country is looking for
work."

[JMJ]

Best Doctor
A French doctor says
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys
are way behind. We recently took a
man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in
the White
House, and now half the country is looking for
work."

Here's another good one

A message from Obama

Dear Citizens,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, I, President Obama have decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as I, President Obama deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants &Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by me, President Obama.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. I, President Obama have always prided myself on the amount of SHIT I give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

President Obama

P.S.
Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

I don't care.

I am not calling anyone.

I don't care about myspace, birthers, Rush's weight, Palin's body, town hall meetings, cheating senators and governors, conspiracy theories, UFO's, aliens,

I just don't care.

It is noise, noise, noise that does nothing but detract from the truth. And the truth is that which you seek - which every one seeks.

And that noise - static is what it is - is deafening and hard to overcome.

What I can not figure out is why people insist I care and choose sides. In the meantime, the real issues and the underlying causes are not being addressed and not being fixed.

If you go to a doctors office and tell the doc you have been suffering from severe headaches lately and the doc puts you on migraine medicine, he is treating the symptoms and not the cause of the problem which is the screw driver driven into your temple.

No one is addressing nor are the treating the underlying issue and problems.

If those areas are not discovered and corrected, a bandaide is not going to stop a gushing wound.

Party politics and the mouthpieces of those parties have clouded the issues and have ruined this nation.

A wise man once said

"Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice . . . you don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying . . . lobbying, to get what they want . . . Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want . . . they don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that . . . that doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting f**ked by a system that threw them overboard 30 f**kin' years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers . . . Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your f**kin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it . . . they’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this f**kin' place. It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in The big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people . . . white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means . . . continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a f**k about you. They don’t give a f**k about you . . . they don’t give a f**k about you. They don’t care about you at all . . . at all . . . at all, and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it..."

George Carlin

[jberryhill]

Look, I never mentioned any conspiracy!

Okay, okay... but you did post a Worldnut Daily birther thread a while back. Concealing the location of Obama's birth, covering up the "fake" birth certificate and newspaper announcements (taken from the health bureau), and even noting his birthplace as "Honolulu" on the enrollment form for St. Francis school in Indonesia, would require the cooperation of quite a few folks for a long period of time. That's a conspiracy.

One thing the "Kenyan birth" theorizers never seem to explain is how did Stanley Ann smuggle him back into the US. You can't just show up with a foreign born baby at a border crossing and bring it in like a souvenir you picked up somewhere. The other thing never explained by "Indonesian citizen" or "Kenyan citizen" birthers is how they managed to send him back to Hawaii from Indonesia - by himself, btw - after he had exhausted the correspondence learning program his mother took him through. If he were not a US citizen, he could not have simply entered the country at that time either.

It's like 9/11 "no planers" - they have fascinating theories, but they neglect the loose ends of them.

Anyhow, if Obama were 52, his mother would have been 13 at the time of his birth.

I'd get a chuckle out of finding out that someone did it just to screw with the birthers' heads.

However, the MySpace site is run by the campaign organization, and is not managed on a day-to-day basis by the Office of the President (nor would it be allowed to be).

The last blog entry to it is April 19, 2009, and the last front page comment is in March. It seems to be yet another symptom of the decline of MySpace.

Obamas My space page only proves he don't care what information you perceive to be true.

...because, clearly, MySpace is an important source of essential information.

[fab]

but you did post a Worldnut Daily birther thread a while back

Sorry, I don't remember all the threads I started, I guess my age is getting to me, I'll have to go through my old threads.

The last blog entry to it is April 19, 2009

Hey, great my birthday.

[jberryhill]

Hey, great my birthday.

Aha! The plot thickens...

Do you expect us to believe that is a mere coincidence?

[Poker]

hmm...why the absence of such investigative ferver during the last admin?

[JMJ]

hmm...why the absence of such investigative ferver during the last admin?

I've been calling out all these criminals for years, Bush included. I was calling out Bush on WHT as far back as 2001-02 as far as the boards are concerned. My ex and mother of my child family lost their life's savings in one of Bush Jr. oil company scams. My son's godmother is the daughter of a foreign Ambassador to the US exiled here during Reagan's term. They warned me about Bush Jr during his run for office. I told all my friends he would f*ck this country over and he did. They finally gave in and said I was right. Well now they are on the Obama bandwagon and won't listen again. Fortunately and unfortunately at the same time I don't think we're going to have to wait 8 years to find out the damage he's going to do. My guess is within 6 months if not much sooner.

[Castion]

Here is some input from an outsider from the other side of the pond.

Why the heck are you guys so quick to waste your political energy on trivial issues instead of actual politics? Who cares where Obama was born? Same with Clinton, he had to waste more than a year of his term vividly explaining his sexual preferences.

Heck Bush wasn't even elected in the 2000 election. That issue dident even last two months.

In regards to Raiders feverish attempts to defend the actions of one the most idiotic people ever to enter any sort of public office, its just sad. I guess your idols say a lot about who you are. Maybe you just relate to people like GWB and Sarah Palin because you share their acute lack of mental ability. But why oh why cant you just realise that and go sit in the corner instead of trolling DNF with your repulsive sig.

[JMJ]

Debunk this John. Looks like you have a whole team of law students working against you and Obama and it looks like you both have you're work cut out for ya.

Just to give you a taste.

"The definition of “natural born citizen” was not created by Vattell in his treatise, “Law of Nations.” That treatise simply discussed the established body of law known as “the law of nations”. The definition of natural born citizen discussed in Vattell’s treatise was actually the definition established by the body of law known as “law of nations”.

Attorney Collins makes all of this quite clear in the article below. Now please review Article 1, Section 8 of the US Constitution:

The Congress shall have power…To define and punish piracies and felonies committed on the high seas, and offenses against the Law of Nations;

The capital letters are not in reference to Vattell’s treatise, but they are in reference to the body of law Vattell wrote about – the actual “law of nations”. And that body of law - according to Attorney Collins as well as Vattell – held that a “natural born citizen” was somebody with connections to the nation for having been born on the soil as well as having been born of citizen parents. In Article 1, Section 8, we therefore have a direct recognition that the framers respected the law of nations."

http://naturalborncitizen.wordpress.com/

[500,000]

Here is some input from an outsider from the other side of the pond.

Why the heck are you guys so quick to waste your political energy on trivial issues instead of actual politics? Who cares where Obama was born? Same with Clinton, he had to waste more than a year of his term vividly explaining his sexual preferences.

Heck Bush wasn't even elected in the 2000 election. That issue dident even last two months.

In regards to Raiders feverish attempts to defend the actions of one the most idiotic people ever to enter any sort of public office, its just sad. I guess your idols say a lot about who you are. Maybe you just relate to people like GWB and Sarah Palin because you share their acute lack of mental ability. But why oh why cant you just realise that and go sit in the corner instead of trolling DNF with your repulsive sig.

In regards to ----- feverish attempts to defend the actions of one the most idiotic people ever to enter any sort of public office, its just sad.

The person that defends one president believes they stood up for them.

The same thing will happen with Obama.

BTW... I bet your dumb as hell oh crap... Hell should of been Well

[DomainsInc]

Best Doctor
A French doctor says
"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys
are way behind. We recently took a
man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in
the White
House, and now half the country is looking for
work."

Lol, thats an old one. It was a Bush joke originally.