Obama's reaction to this poll;
Screw the will of the people, that went out years ago when I took office.
Please try to understand people, if I give these photos up right now, all the talk will be about Bin Laden and not ME. Americans will be pinning up Bin Ladens photos on their walls at home and in the workplace, and they wont be pinning up any pictures of ME ME ME, Now that's not what we want as a nation and that's not what America should be about, America elected ME and the focus of attention should be on ME...These photos are MINE and I don't give away something for nothing... The photos are MY Ace in the hole sort-a-speak, come November 2012, I'm going to be so far down in the polls that I'm going to need these pictures to remind Americans who exactly killed Bin Laden, It's wasn't Republican Bush that did it, it was ME, ME, ME, I may not of fired the fatal shot, but without MY order, Bin Laden would still be alive today, remember that!... Sure Leon Panetta gave the order to invade the compound while I dithered over it for a week, but it was ME who appointed Leon Panetta remember?.
I realize Americans are growing impatient over these photos, but keep in mind that November 2012 is only 19 months away.. If you cant wait and you really want to see Bin Ladens photos, were running a special promotion, Just come to one of our fundraisers, The pricing schedule is as follows;
For $30,000 a plate, you'll receive a 2x2 photo of Bin laden, showing the entrance wound to his head.
For $50,000 a plate, you'll receive a 3x5 picture of Bin Ladens eyes, one open and one blown out, Also a partial picture of his nose, (nose hairs included)
For $75,000 a plate, you'll receive a 4x6 picture of Bin Laden's entire face, Right eye and mouth wide open, with the back of his skull resting 3 feet away nestled inside a silk turbin.
For $100,000 a plate, you get ALL these pics PLUS a 8x10 photo of Usama fully nude being cleaned, If your curious, bring your magnifying glass, you'll need it.
Barack Obama












May be funny in a bar, but doesn't come across well on a forum
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