Weed will be legalized in the next 4 years, guaranteed. US economy depends on it! :)

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I am sitting here shaking with the sweats and have a 103 F fever guys...does anyone got any weed so I can get my dope fix today? I'm going to find an old needle now, got them laying around the house...I could'nt sleep for days because I did'nt have my marijuana gimme a frickin' break..omg

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A bit off topic but what the hell. Remember when you first learned Santa wasn't real well most are going to be so disappointed when they find out Santa Claus was really an ancient drug dealer. Yep Santa was a Shaman. The Shaman would deliver hallucinogenic mushrooms for the celebration of Winter Solstice and the New Year. The Mushrooms would be hung out to dry over the fireplace at night. If the Shaman wanted to dry them out in the forest they would hang them up on the trees and they tend to grow better under pine trees. Reindeer love these particular mushrooms and were even known to fight the shaman over them. If a Shaman didn't want to wait for the mushrooms to dry out (if a human eats them freshly picked they will get real sick) he could either drink his own pee or that of a reindeer's to relieve themselves from the illness. A few other interesting facts. Donner and Blitzen were originally named Dunder and Blixem which means thunder and lightening. The names were changed some time later. And well I guess I won't get into a man walking on water and a guy talking to a burning bush.