Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an
attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the
cigarette companies for causing people to
get cancer?""Yes, Bubba, that is true.""And people
are suing the fast food restaurants for making them
fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers
and fries ... is that true, mister lawyer?""Sure is
Bubba, but why do you ask?""Cause I was thinkin'
.... maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them
ugly women I've been wakin' up with!"