PR 5 Humour Website - Going Fast - shittyadvice.ca

[whitebark]

Other offer fell through, we don't want to sit on this anymore as we have far too many projects under the way right now. We just have zero time for this site. So...

You have a sense of humour? Then read on... You'll love this.

This is the second of three websites we built for a client who has gone AWOL. We sold the first a week ago - www.lickmetoday.com

There is no other web site quite like it anywhere in the world. If you have a sense of humour, and can use a computer to surf the Internet, you can run your very own humorous web site. The only prerequisite is that you meet Canadian Presence Requirements, but if you only want the website and not the domain name - that's okay too! It would take less than an hour to edit the text to match your own creation.
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What you get:

* Domain www.shittyadvice.ca refresh the page - the guy and message changes!
* Fully featured easy to use feature packed web site.
* Full database and all files included.
* Custom theme and outrageous custom graphics - including psd's!
* All custom written original articles - search engines love this kind of stuff.
* A Google Page Rank 5 web site
* Permanent text link from www.whitebark.ca - also a Google Page Rank 5 web site

This web site is indexed by all major search engines. The word "advice" alone is searched almost 80,000 times a month according to Overture. The search engines bring in traffic from a large section of keywords. Online advice, and advice in general is a growing business. From Dr. Phil to the thousands of radio advice givers, people want and seek advice. And what do people like to do more than satisfy a need to know? Laugh of course!

The software running the web site is included in the deal. It is fully featured and allows you total control over the web site What's better, once installed - if you can send an email - you can operate this web site It really is that user friendly.

You can track visitors - including seeing where they came from, what search words they used to find your site, or what sites link to yours.
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You can run polls, banner ads, text ads, promotions, newsletters, forums, contact listings, a web directory, ratings, top lists, banner exchange and even rss feeds.
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The web site has a built in help section, banner exchange module, sign up members, charge paid subscriptions if you want, and tons more features. What you can do is really limited only by your imagination!

This website is WEB 2.0 ready! That puts you ahead of over 90% of the Internet! The site also validates 100% perfect! That means you can rest assured that the code is well written and viewable by everyone that comes to the website. Search engines also love well-coded websites -that means more traffic for you!

All the fundamentals are in place for this web site to continue to grow, prosper and in turn generate ad revenue and satisfaction for the buyer. If you spend some time advertising - and answer more advice questions, you will see even greater web traffic. And traffic means dollars.

You can check the Page Rank here
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There is no Hosting offered or implied.

AGAIN - The only prerequisite is that you meet Canadian Presence Requirements if you want the domain name. If you only want the backend for another use - that's perfectly fine by us! If you want the domain name but don't meet CPR PM us for details.

Happy Bidding - Done auction style - Posted at more than one forum.
BIN - $200
Offers start at $25!
Paypal is preferred. Payment within 24 hours please. Please don't make an offer if you can't pay.
This offer ends in 36 hours. 0200hrs Aug 8 PST - Top offer takes it.

If you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask!

[Jacksplat]

I'll bid minimum to start this up.

[whitebark]

Thanks for the bid - it's at $30 at another forum. i will let it go at whatever amount is the highest come the end of time.

[dadster]

35.00

[NaughtyINC]

40

[whitebark]

$45 is now the high offer with time winding down. Less than six hours to go!

Somebody is going to thieve this one! LOL

[copper]

Is this auction for shittyadvice.ca or www.lickmetoday.com?

[whitebark]

Is this auction for shittyadvice.ca or www.lickmetoday.com?

This is the shitty auction for shittyadvice.ca! LOL

Lickmetoday was completed last week.

There might be one more after this one - a PR6 humour site - loads of traffic and decent revenue. But we will have to be convinced ($$) to sell it.

[mppedersen]

$50 is it is still for sale.

[Jacksplat]

status ?

been out most of the day

if its still up... I'll bid up to 75 or more, let me know.

[whitebark]

status ?

been out most of the day

if its still up... I'll bid up to 75 or more, let me know.

It's up for little less than five more hours - 0200am Aug 8.

All over folks - thanks for all the bids and questions. The site is going to a happy new home.

PM sent.