The Kitty Sez, "Buy a Cheap Dictionary Word Dot Com and Keep me in Cat FOOD!!"

**lawpsych** · 10-16-2003, 01:22 PM

PUHLEEZ ... BUY A DOMAIN NAME AND KEEP ME IN CAT FOOD!!!

UPDATE: GRRR ... Da Kitty's getting hungry!!! Help me get my kitty food before Meow-me discovers what I have done and puts me on a diet!!!

Howdy, folks:

My Meow-me left her computer on and forgot what happened the last time she did this, and I sold a bunch of her favorite domain names. So, DA kitty's in charge again!!! Yep, it's me ... Tucker, the AmericatIdol and the world's greatest CattorneyAtLaw. But this time, I have a real reason to get back at Meow-me by selling her favorite diction-airy words for very cheep (remember ... birdies go "cheep cheep" and I think about "cheep" things when I'm not a very happy kitty).

This time, Meow-me brought home a little black kitten named "Lexie," supposedly because she SEZ that I wanted my verrry own kitty. I admit that I DID sorta flirt with this little monster at the kitty doctor's office (what's a guy to do ... after all, she IS a VERRRY pretty little GURL), but I didn't mean that I REALLY wanted Meow-me to bring her home for me. Hasn't she ever heard of a fling ... a crush ... a not-so-serious relation-ship without any commit-mints????

Well, this little gurl kitty monster has been knocking everything off Meow-me's desk, rearranging all of MY verrrrry important papers, and being an obnoxious little stinker. Does Meow-me hold HER responsible for these actions??? Noooo ... she has been blaming ME, Tucker, the world's greatest little lion (and a very neat and organized fellow to boot) and my brother, Dawson, (who is a big fat lug, who weighs 21 pounds, but at least he's a GUY) for making a mess.

Soooo ... I know how to get back at Meow-me for bringing a GURL KITTY into our lives ... I'm going to sell some more of her Do-Mane names. THAT will remind her who is REALLY in charge around here!!! So, guys, help me out, will ya??? Let's let Meow-me know that we guys will NOT put up with any more GURLS in the house. WE are the bosses around here, right??? If you want to buy some of these terrific domain names, just write back to me and say "SOLD" (but be sure to let me know which name you want me to sell to you!). I'll get back to you right away about how you can pay for the names through PayPal. Since Meow-me has been blaming me for pushing stuff around, let's see how she reacts to seeing ME, PUSH some of her DO-MANE Names into your accounts.

If you want any of these neat DO-MANES, get them fast, 'cause I can't promise anything once Meow-me finds out what I've been up to.

VERRRRRRY Sincerely YOURS,
Lorenzo T. ("Tucker") Lion, Esq.
Cattorney at Law and
DA AmeriCATIdol!!!

PS Puhleeez ... if you have a second, send me an email for my collec-shun. I can be reached at:
tucker@forensicdomains.com.

Don't forget: BUY A DOMAIN NAME AND KEEP ME IN CAT FOOD!!! If not, I might have to bite you!!!

SALE OVER ... THE FOLLOWING NAMES WERE SOLD:

All names are at ENOM: $16.00 each or 2 for $29 ($14.50 each): PRICES LOWERED!!!

audiotaped.com - SOLD!!!
paralyzing.com - SOLD!!!
rationalized.com - SOLD!!
schizophrenias.com - SOLD!!!
unjustly.com - SOLD!!

All names are at ENOM: $24.99 each or 2 for $44($22.00 each): - PRICES LOWERED!!

angering.com - SOLD!!
legalizing.com - SOLD!!

**lawpsych** · 10-17-2003, 01:36 AM

Da List has been UPDATED to reflect possible pending sales. Da Kitties at Meow-me's house thank DA sweet buyer for the promise that we may have some of DAT good "juicy juicy" CAT FUD real soon!!!

Your Furry Friends,

Tucker
Dawson

and

Dat Stupid GURL Kitty named "Lexie"

**lawpsych** · 10-17-2003, 10:31 AM

DA DO-MANE list has been updated to indicate names that are sold. Thanks verry much to da WEB Cat fur his biz-ness.

Furry Truly Yours,
Tucker

**seeker** · 10-17-2003, 12:44 PM

paralyzing.com ->> SOLD

PM the details, thanks!

**WebCat** · 10-17-2003, 01:31 PM

$$$ sent via Paypal.

Plez push dem Doo-Manes!

WebCat

**lawpsych** · 10-17-2003, 01:52 PM

Dear Seeker,

Thanks for your purchase!!! A PM will be on its way to you soon!

Thanks for helping us kitties to get more of da "juicy juicy" cat food we love so much!

If you think I'm just a kitten ("Kiddin" - translation in case you're a non-feline),
I make Meow-me shake every one of doze little cans to make sure dat dey have lotsa juice before she buys any!

Hey, it works!!!

Furry truly yours,
Tucker
Dawson

and

Dat Stupid, Clumsy black GURL kitty who just knocked everything off my desk again. GRRRRR .... And to think ... she even tried to catch Dawson's big, furry tail this morning. Hah!!! Fat chance of dat happenin'!!! (Sorry, Dawson, I didn't mean anything personal about da "fat" reference. You can't help it if you are a big old Maine coon cat).

Big "T"

**lawpsych** · 10-17-2003, 01:54 PM

Dear WebCat,

Tanks again for da sale. Da DO-Manes will be pushed in just a few minutes. But I think I'd better warn you ... some canine by da name of "audiodog" is tryin' to im-purr-so-nate you. I think you'd better look into da situation and get it fixed fast! We can't trust all of doze puppies, now, can we?

Furry truly yours,

Your new WebBuddy,

Tucker

**lawpsych** · 10-18-2003, 12:53 PM

Hey, Huge Feline One,

Ask dat Audio-Doggie to go fetch dat DO-MANE name we discussed yesterday ... you know ... da one dat he hid for awhile? Da dog should bring it right to you and give it to you directly, 'cuz it's been found and da evidence indicates dat he was DEFURRRRNITELY da culprit!!

Thanks, again, for a very smooooooth and successful translation.

Furrrrrry Truly Yers,

Tucker!!!

**DaddyHalbucks** · 10-18-2003, 01:13 PM

schizophrenias.com $16

SOLD

**WebCat** · 10-18-2003, 01:38 PM

Deer Tucker....

no wurry bout dat dog! He iz very well traned!
I wuz happy 2 git that last Doo_Mane!

Now.... about audiotaped.com ........

WebCat

**lawpsych** · 10-18-2003, 01:55 PM

Yippie Kai Yai Yay, Cowboy!!!

schizophrenias.com SOLD to da cowboy!!!

PM is being sent with PayPal info. Thanks furrrr yer biz-nest!!!

Furry Truly Yours,

Tucker

**lawpsych** · 10-18-2003, 11:03 PM

Dear Cowboy,

Thanks again for your business. Da Kitty has PUSHED your new DO-MANE name to your account. Enjoy!!! We look forward to doin' more biz-nest with you anytime!!!

Furry Truly Yers,

Da Cowboy Cat Dude,

Tucker

Who is listenin' to Dat silly DAWSON pretending to be a duck. I'm not akiddin ... he's standin' at dat glass door makin' duck/birdie sounds to try to catch his dinner. I TOLD him we could buy some juicy juicy cat FUD now, thanks to you, but it doesn't seem to make any diff-FURRR-ence.

I am SO embarrassed ... as if livin' with dat GURL kitty isn't bad Enufff!!! Hrmph!!!

**lawpsych** · 10-18-2003, 11:11 PM

Dear WebCat,

Dat Kitty Spy Detail is hereby called to order. I am off to push dat Audiotaped.com to yer account and will be sendin' along doze secret spy pitchers we discussed.

Puhleez ... don't tell ANYONE about our secret Pact or about how I managed to get a BIG CAT like you to pay such an exhorbitant price furr dat name. It might help my image as a scaredy-cat, but I don't want to scare TOO many people with my new demeanor, or dey will get SCARED to buy any more DO-Mane names from me.

Sincerely and Truly, Furry Truly Yers,

Agent Tucker

**WebCat** · 10-19-2003, 02:40 AM

Dear Tucker (and company),

I'll be waiting fur the secret info....

Then eye kan git to werk on it!

WebCat

**lawpsych** · 10-20-2003, 01:11 AM

DEAR FRIENDS,

THANKS, THANKS, THANKS for yer contri-boo-tion to dat kitty cat food fund. My brother and (argh!!) little sister and I THANK you fer yer contri-booo-tions to dis fund.

However, da price of da CAT FOOD has increased lately, and our appetites have increased, too.

There are still LOTS of great deals in dis list for DO-MANE names.

Hurry and buy some if you're interested, 'cause Meow-me is getting VERRRRRY suspicious, and she my cut this sale off at any minute! Won't somebody buy a couple more DO-MANE names so we don't have to eat all dat DRY cat food before we get more of da juicy, juicy type again?

Puhleez, friends ... help out us sweet kitties, won't cha?

Kitty Kisses,

Tucker

Dawson

and

Lexie (Dat stupid GURL kitty who just knocked off da glass top of a table, 'cuz she was lookin' for more of dat GOOD cat food)!!

**lawpsych** · 10-20-2003, 07:25 PM

Dear seeker,

Just wanted to check to be sure dat da DO-MANE got pushed to yer account at ENOM. DA e-mail program is givin me a case of CATA-LEPSY, so I'm leavin' dis message here for you.

Please let me know that it all went thru correctly.

Otherwise, MEOW-ME's gonna have a fit!

Pleading for your help,

Tucker

Dawson (dat bad kitty who just also knocked da glass top off da table ... GRRRR)

and

Lexie (dat REALLY bad little kitty who taught him how ta do it)

What's a guy to do????

**lawpsych** · 10-23-2003, 04:53 PM

Meow-me found our what I was doin' and she made me put an end to dis sale.

But, I will do my best to post some more names later, when she isn't lookin'.

If you missed dis sale, you can always write to me or try to post and I can try to sell da do-mane to you, but officially, dis sale is OVER.

Grrrrr ....

But look for more names later today!!