Meow-Me is still away - Kitty #2 Strikes Back with a domain with 1506 incoming links!

[lawpsych]

Dear DO-MAINE People,

My brudder, Tucker, has been sayin' some purrrrty awful things about me, and Mewo-me is still away and can't stand up furrrr me, so I'm gonna get in on da action and sell one of Meow-Me's REALLY BIG DO-MANE names. Hrmph!

Just 'cause I flunked out twice, got sent back to "DA DUMB FRIENDS LEAGUE" two times (what an INSULT!!!!), and had to worry myself a whole lot about findin' a real home until Meow-me came along, my little brudder, Tucker, thinks he can say anthing he wants to say about me and get away with it.

He thinks HE is so smart. But, can HE open a door by usin' da door knob??? Nooooo. No Way!! Can HE figger out how ta open da cat food door dat's pro-tected with a "kiddie/kitty lock???" NO WAY!!! But I can!!!!

Sooooooo...... I figger that if HE can sell some DO-MAINE names while Meow-me's away, I CAN TOO!!!! But I'm da COOL cat, not dat stupid TUCKER.

But I'm not going ta fool around with doze little names. I'm gonna offer you guys a REAL gem, a DO-MAINE name dat Meow-me just recently bought at da POOL place and witch has 1506 incoming links.

DA NAME is:

MACPET.COM


Meow-me has just realized how valuable this domain name is, and she's startin' to e-mail lots of doze people who are linkin' in to da name.

DA Links consist of PET shops, pet product sites, health food shops for CATS and (yuck!) DOGS (I'll bet DAT stuff tastes horrible), but da links also consist of COMPUTER sites for dat peoples who still love da MAC computer, as well as doze who use some program called MACPET.

There are LOTS of international links dat link to dis name (Tucker seems to think dat Maine is a foreign country, just 'cuz I'm a Maine Coon CAT), but I'm talkin' about REAL international links to Europe and da Far East, as well as all over da USA and Canada.

I think it's about time I throw my WEIGHT around here. Tucker's a little wuss ... he only weighs a little over 6 pounds, but I, Dawson, am REALLY a BIG and powerful cat who needs to be taken seriously. So, I'm gonna a-cert my size and take over dis computer from him.

Meow-me is opening up bids on dis DO-MAINE name at $500.00, but YOU GUYS CAN OFFER ANYTHING YOU WISH AND I WILL CONSIDER IT. You can make an offer here on dis forum or on da MAINE (tee hee) site of our DO-MAINES (dat's the way day are SUPPOSED to be spelled, as in da STATE OF MAINE, where big cats like ME came from).

So ... if anyone out dere is BIG enuf to be interested in a REALLY big site, either make yer offer here, send a PM to Meow-Me (I'll intercept it), or go to our MAINE site at www.forensicdomains.com and make an offer THERE.

Help me to put an end to the Tucker regime and make dis da era of DAWSON, who is a REALLY big player in dis game.

Thanks again, my new buddies. Remember ... it's DAWSON bringin' dis wonderful deal to you, NOT dat Tucker, who's an imposter.

Remember ... DAWSON, DAWSON, DAWSON, DAWSON, DAWSON, DAWSON!!!!!

Just think ... if dis works, I might just run fer Presi-DENT and get dis economy back on track!!!!

THINK BIG ... THINK LOOOOO-CRA-TIVE ... THINK MONEY, MONEY, MONEY,

and remember to tell 'em that DAWSON, DAWSON, DAWSON!!!sent you!!!

Yers furrr makin' LOTSA MONEY with a GREAT NAME!!!!,

DAWSON

PS Yep, I really DO weigh 21 pounds. Dat's just 'cuz at da rate dat Tucker is sellin' DO-MAINE names ta get cat fooood, I've had ta go on a diet!!! Help me get back to my fightin' weight of 24 pounds!!!!