Funny comment spam

[DropWizard.com]

I don't know how many of you run blogs but some of the comment spam from non english speaking people is hilarious.

I thought it might make an interesting thread if we all post some of it. Here's one

Comment:
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[Acro]

It's junk generated by a program, based on a dictionary of "harmless" words and made to appear "intelligent". The purpose: to test the status of automatic commentary approval of wordpress blogs (e.g. see which blogs block comments) and to hopefully pass that test in order to followup from the same username/email/IP with the real spam.

[DropWizard.com]

It's junk generated by a program, based on a dictionary of "harmless" words and made to appear "intelligent". The purpose: to test the status of automatic commentary approval of wordpress blogs (e.g. see which blogs block comments) and to hopefully pass that test in order to followup from the same username/email/IP with the real spam.

Yep. And you should see some of the article submissions using the same process we see.

I just thought it'd be hilarious for us all to post some of the better ones received.

[draggar]

I used to get "joke of the day" spam from people on one of my sites. The jokes were the really stupid ones you still chuckle at.

[Acro]

I just thought it'd be hilarious for us all to post some of the better ones received.

But there are no "better ones". It's random stuff that might create some odd combinations that make little sense, e.g. "The Pope concluded uncontrollably. Marsha stipulated over lost emoticons, several pounds of identity feeds the lordship".

I just made that up.

[DropWizard.com]

I just made that up.

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