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    MySQL Jokes Database

    Want to create your own joke website?

    I'm selling a MySQL jokes databsae that over 7,500 jokes records.

    You can check the following screenshots for more informations.

    1. http://www.netbus.net/database/jokes/datebase.gif

    You can see it have 17 catlogs with 7,773 records!

    2. http://www.netbus.net/database/jokes/catalog.gif

    The catlogs contain:

    Adult Jokes
    Animal Jokes
    Bar Jokes
    Blonde Jokes
    Bumper Stickers
    Computer Jokes
    Ethnic Jokes
    Gender Jokes
    Holiday Jokes
    Insults Jokes
    Lawyer Jokes
    Medical Jokes
    One Liners
    Politics Jokes
    Redneck Jokes
    Religious Jokes
    Yo Mamma

    3. http://www.netbus.net/database/jokes/jokes.gif

    Preview Jokes!

    $159 per copy, will sell 10 copys only!

    Payment can be via Paypal and bankwire, for payment payment, you should add 3% fees.

    Want other databases? PM me with your requests.

    Thanks.

    1 Copy has been sold, still 9 copys.
    Last edited by TheAlien; 09-10-2005 at 10:10 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    2 Copy has been sold, still 8 copys.

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    A few questions:

    1. Where are the jokes from? Have they just been ripped from other sites, or did you write them yourself (unique)?

    2. You say you're selling 10 copies. Now, I don't know if you are able to answer this, but maybe someone else is, but won't google see those 10 db's as dublicated content? I mean, it would be a shame to be blackballed by big G

    Thanks, looking forward to your reply!

    Lasse

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    The way I understand it, TheAlien is selling a MySQL database, not a complete website. Google doesn't index databases, it indexes the webpages driven by them. As long as the 10 users don't install the exact same site script with the same intro blurb, meta data, and HTML coding, it won't be duplicate content.
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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Domains
    The way I understand it, TheAlien is selling a MySQL database, not a complete website. Google doesn't index databases, it indexes the webpages driven by them. As long as the 10 users don't install the exact same site script with the same intro blurb, meta data, and HTML coding, it won't be duplicate content.
    Okay, so google will not spider the joke text and know it can be found on 9 other sites?

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    I will sell 10 copys only...hehe, trust me..

    I can setup the website for you if you can supply script or have license to use prozilla joke script.

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    3 copys has been sold, still 7 copys.

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    Where are the jokes from? "Ripped" from other sites on the web? Or you own rights/created them?

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    Quote Originally Posted by checknme
    Where are the jokes from? "Ripped" from other sites on the web? Or you own rights/created them?
    Good question, I'd like to know as well.

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    Jokes from Books, NewsPapers, Magazines, on net and bars etc..

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    Please post a couple of jokes to check quality.

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    How many jokes you are looking for, RADiSTER?

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    Re: MySQL Jokes Database

    Just post a couple... Like, I dunno, 5

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