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a message from Saddam
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive",
Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let his friend know that he is still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and emailed Colin Powell.
Colin and his aids had no clued either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the cc list got longer and longer.
Eventually it arrived at the Fed. Dr. Greenspan looked at it and replied the next second: "Perhaps the President would wish to look at the message up-side-down...."
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Ah, the Saddam jokes.
Iraqi officials gathered all 8 of Saddam's doubles into one room at his official palace and announced that they had some good news and some bad news for them.
"Firstly", said the official, "Saddam is alive."
There was a great cheer from the doubles.
"The bad news is that he has lost an arm."
Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were cruising down the I-69 highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road.
It was killed instantly, so Saddam informs the driver to: "Go to the farm over the bypass and explain to the pig's owner what happened. I don't want to be sued."
An hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What happened to you?" asks Saddam.
"Well, the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 21 year old daughter made passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell them?" asked the President.
The driver answered:
"Good afternoon, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
WHAT'S IN A NAME ?
1. IACOCCA (the former Chrysler President/CEO)stands for
I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America
coincidence?.......... try these!
2. Bush
Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein!
3. Clinton
Call
Lewinsky,
I
Need
The
Oral
Now
However, no one can beat this latest casualty in bad naming
Osama
Oh
Shit,
American
Missiles
Again!
Originally posted by timechange.com
"Good afternoon, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
Good one Theo
What's in a name?
NAMECASTER
Nobody
Appraised
My
Excellent
Collection,
Assholes,
Suck
The
Elephant's
Rod!
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ROFLMAO another classic
ROFLMAOOriginally posted by GiantDomains
What's in a name?
NAMECASTER
Nobody
Appraised
My
Excellent
Collection,
Assholes,
Suck
The
Elephant's
Rod!
Cheers!
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