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Hello everyone, thought of sharing this facts with all of you here on DNF.
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Qus=Question
Ans=Answer
Tax=Tax
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Qus: What are you doing?
Ans: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Qus: What are you doing in Business?
Ans: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
Qus: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
Qus: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
Qus: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans: By way of dividend
Tax: Pay dividend distribution Tax
Qus: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Qus: Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Qus: Do you have Staff?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Qus: Doing business in Millions?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans: No
Tax: Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Qus: Are you taking out over Rs. 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Qus: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Qus: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
Qus: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX!
Qus: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
Qus: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
Qus: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Qus: Have you purchased House?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE & Property Tax
Qus: How you Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
Qus: Any Additional Tax?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!
Qus: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
Qus: INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
Last edited by Ebiz4india; 06-21-2008 at 07:32 AM. Reason: Rupees
.. Very funny.. Sounds like Norway to me ..
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sounds like India has caught up to Canada
When you think about it, most of your money actually goes to taxes of some sort.
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