$10.00‏

[Adatise]

A guy walks into a bar, and
notices a very large jar on the counter
filled

to the brim with
$10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of
dollars in it. He
approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"

Well, you pay
$10, and then if you pass three tests, you get all
the money." The man
certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three

tests?" "You pay
first, those are the rules," says the bartender. So the

man gives him
the $10, and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK,"
the bartender says.
"Here's what you need to do: First - you have to
drink that entire gallon of
pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at
once...and you can't make a
face while doing it.
Second -There's a pit bull
chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth
with your bare hands.
Third - There's a 90-year old
woman upstairs who has never
reached orgasm during
intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."

The man is
stunned. "Look I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an
idiot! I won't do
it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper

tequila, and
then do those other things...."
"Well, it's your call," says the
bartender, "but your money stays
where it is." As time goes
by, the man has a few drinks, then a few
more.. He
finally

asks, "OK, where's zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon with both

hands, and downs it
with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down both cheeks,

but he doesn't
make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where
the pit bull is chained-up, and
soon the people inside the
bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
outside. They hear the pit
bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull
yelping, and
then.....silence. Just when they think the man surely must be
dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped, and
bloody scratches all over his body.
"OK,"
he says. "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

[stock_post]

hah

[jasdon11]

Lofl!

[copper]

damn.
That's nasty joke for sure.

[HarveyJ]

Man, I'd put the $10 down just for the tequila then piss off... $10/gallon is a bargain!