2 Jokes that I find funny

**hunnam** · 07-07-2006, 03:46 PM

Joke 1

2 Irishmen walking down a beach in Australia where they come across this mans head sticking out of a crocadile, Paddy says to Seamus "Look at the flash bas**rd hes only got himself a Lacoste Sleeping bag"

Joke 2

Saddam Hussien loses his appeal and gets sentenced to death by firing squad, they give him 1 last request which is to pick his own firing squad, so he picks Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher. (for those who didnt see the world cup they are the ones who missed)

**01wojtowicz** · 07-15-2006, 03:36 PM

Ha joke 2's a good one, and true, especially lampard! he had somethign like the most shots of any players in the world cup...and scored none!

**hunnam** · 07-15-2006, 03:42 PM

McClaren needs to drop him and bring in a player like Scott Parker to let Gerrard go forward.

**fkrule** · 07-19-2006, 03:58 AM

joke 2 was funny lol

**Ian** · 07-19-2006, 04:32 AM

agreed. joke 2 is very funny. Lampard just shot at the world cup regardless of target or none.

**paulc** · 07-19-2006, 03:54 PM

joke 2 is great and definately lampard!!

**MrDude** · 07-19-2006, 06:05 PM

Joke 1 is funneh

**NAS125** · 07-19-2006, 06:15 PM

Lol, joke #2 is the best. Why doesnt he include mr. Trezeguet... my offcial favorite player!!! THANKS FOR MISSING IN THE FINAL PENALTY SHOUT OUT... Err I am so mad!