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Reply With QuoteNice list lol.
thewird
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20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
Nice list lol.
thewird
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Nice.Originally Posted by azt
thewird
cracked me up14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry
Cogito, ergo sum!
I liked
9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
kodeking: I like that one too
Cogito, ergo sum!
you forgot one:
The Who Pee's LOUDER Guy : He pisses really hard and loud into the toilet and trys to make you think he has a bigger wiener than you cause you arent peeing as loud, comes out acting all big and macho afterwards...
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Wow, who knew the crazy stuff that goes on in the men's bathroom?
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LOLyou forgot one:
The Who Pee's LOUDER Guy : He pisses really hard and loud into the toilet and trys to make you think he has a bigger wiener than you cause you arent peeing as loud, comes out acting all big and macho afterwards...
Cogito, ergo sum!
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