9 Words Women Use

[Johnn]

9 Words Women Use:

9 Famous Words That Women Use Regularly and The Definitions

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument
whey they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means
a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!!

LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing there arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means
she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or faint. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and
she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU!!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told
a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.

This is a forewarning for the men so they know how to avoid
arguments if they can remember the terminology.

[fab]

Oh, John. Still boggled up in the complexities of femanlogy. Have you ever shopped for clothing with them.

Question: What does men don't understand mean? (hint: it's usually expensive)