Bad jokes in spam

[draggar]

A lot of my sites have been getting spammed with bad joke comments for some reason (looking for approvals maybe before they spam?). Here's the list from the past couple of days.

What did one hot dog say to the other? Hi Frank!

What do get when a cat walks on the beach? Sandy Claws.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut.

Why do elephants trumpet? They don't know how to play the violin.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.

Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.

Who is Dracula’s favorite person on the baseball team? The BAT boy!

What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.

What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? Well done.

What is the biggest ant? An elephant.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you get when you play a country music song backward? You get your wife back, you get your job back, you stop drinking ...

[stewie]

What do you call a drunk who works in an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic

[draggar]

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.