Before Marriage:

John: Ah... At last I can hardly wait!
Jane: Do you want me to leave?
John: NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane: Do you love me?
John: Of course! Always have and always will.
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
John: No! Why are you even asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
John: Every chance I get!
Jane: Will you hit me?
John: Hell no! Are you crazy!
Jane: Can I trust you?
John: Yes
Jane: Darling!

After Marriage:
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