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    Best Doctor

    A French doctor says
    "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take
    a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
    looking for work in six weeks."

    A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a
    lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him
    looking for work in four weeks."

    The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so
    advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
    put it in another, and have them both looking for work in
    two weeks."

    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys
    are way behind. We recently took a
    man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in
    the White
    House, and now half the country is looking for
    work."
    "The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."-Ronald Reagan


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    Lol.
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    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys
    are way behind. We recently took a
    man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in
    the White
    House, and now half the country is looking for
    work."
    Now that was too mean.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fab View Post
    Now that was too mean.
    Funny though.
    "The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."-Ronald Reagan


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    Mean, but accurate. And no, this isn't designed to rile up the political pundits:

    YESTERDAY ON "ABC-TV" (BETTER KNOWN AS THE ALL BARRACK CHANNEL) DURING THE "NETWORK SPECIAL ON HEALTHCARE".... OBAMA WAS ASKED:

    "MR. PRESIDENT WILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GIVE UP YOUR CURRENT
    HEALTH CARE PROGRAM AND JOIN THE NEW 'UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE PROGRAM THAT THE REST OF US WILL BE ON????"

    ..... (BET YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER)...

    THERE WAS A STONEY SILENCE AS OBAMA IGNORED THE QUESTION AND
    CHOSE NOT TO ANSWER IT!!!....

    IN ADDITION, A NUMBER OF SENATORS WERE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION AND THEIR RESPONSE WAS..."WE WILL THINK ABOUT IT." AND THEY DID. IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT THE "KENNEDY HEALTH CARE BILL" WAS WRITTEN INTO THE NEW HEALTH CARE REFORM INITIATIVE ENSURING THAT CONGRESS WILL BE 100% EXEMPT!

    SO, THIS GREAT NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU AND ME...
    IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OBAMA, HIS FAMILY OR CONGRESS...??

    WE (THE AMERICAN PUBLIC) NEED TO STOP THIS PROPOSED DEBACLE ASAP!!!! THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG!!!!

    PERSONALLY, I CAN ONLY ACCEPT A UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE OVERHAUL THAT EXTENDS TO EVERYONE... NOT JUST US LOWLY CITIZENS... WHILE THE WASHINGTON "ELITE" KEEP RIGHT ON WITH THEIR GOLD-PLATED HEALTH CARE COVERAGES.

    IF YOU AGREE PLEASE PASS THIS ON....IF NOT PLAN TO SUFFER WITH THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN ....FOR FREE.... WHILE OUR SELF-SERVING
    POLITICIANS MAKE SURE THAT THEY TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUTTS AT OUR EXPENSE.


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