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    Talking Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a While, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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    How old are you? On which side your family stand?
    I am curious to know.
    I lost half of my hair in that damn blonde war.
    I don't need to see dnf threads decorated by these blonde harassment, while some Cowboys farts jokes into it.
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    That's a new one, funny.
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    great one! hahaha

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    good one John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnn View Post
    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a While, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
    Haha, hilarious!

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    so, what's the joke that blind cowboy gonna tell? j/k... hilarious..

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