The Husband lay dying.
The Wife was by his bedside, he said in a tired voice."There's something I must confess." "Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess.
Everything's all right.

" "No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and ur best friends mum!" "I know,"

she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, you bastard, now close your eyes...