I used to run a dating site and sold quite a few memberships and as you can imagine the majority of people would keep complaining or asking for a refund once they found a partner. One day I was logging onto the admin panel when I found a message from Paypal in my mail box, it was saying that someone had put in a complaint and wanted their money back.

I tracked down the member to ask his concerns and he said he had emailed 40 women but got no reply at all, I went through the database to look up the old messages and found that he had sent virtually the same message which was "Hi, im Sharif from London and if you have any problems I would like to give you aids - text me back to get more details", I knew his English was quite poor so I told him what he had said wrong and what he meant was "...like to aid you in your problems".

He said that he used that message all the time and was wondering why he got no replys or "**** off" after signing upto 14 different dating sites in 2 months.