Dear Abby

[Raider]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Barack Obama supporter?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[tekz999]

Lol

[stewie]

haha

[DomainMagnate]

lol nice one

[draggar]

Am I the only one who sees this as a double punchline joke?

[elius]

no, the joke is really on the hater but didn't feel it was worth the effort to point out

[Adatise]

^_^.

[rmnarmenta]

thats cool