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**Raider** · 10-03-2009, 05:36 AM

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Barack Obama supporter?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

**tekz999** · 10-03-2009, 07:14 AM

**stewie** · 10-03-2009, 01:44 PM

haha

**DomainMagnate** · 10-03-2009, 02:05 PM

lol nice one

**draggar** · 10-03-2009, 02:12 PM

Am I the only one who sees this as a double punchline joke?

**elius** · 10-03-2009, 02:19 PM

no, the joke is really on the hater but didn't feel it was worth the effort to point out

**Adatise** · 10-03-2009, 05:07 PM

**rmnarmenta** · 10-03-2009, 09:00 PM

thats cool

10-03-2009, 05:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Raider Fiscal Conservative Name: RG Last Online: 10-31-2009 01:56 AM iTrader: (13) Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,874 DNF$: 20,092 Location: California Country:	Dear Abby Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Barack Obama supporter? Signed, Worried About My Reputation __________________ OBAMA'S APPROVAL RATING DROPS TO NEW LOW

10-03-2009, 07:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
tekz999 41 LLL.nets For $35k! Last Online: Today 05:42 AM iTrader: (318) Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,209 DNF$: 18,562 Location: Hong Kong Country:	Lol __________________ ★★★ OQD.com+ CQY.net+ AIN.biz+ Package / Single Fire Sale ★★★

10-03-2009, 01:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
stewie DNF Member Last Online: Today 07:58 PM iTrader: (46) Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,121 DNF$: 153 Location: Canada Country:	haha __________________ . . . Buying LLL.ca & LLLL.com /generic domains, pm w/pricing...thx

10-03-2009, 02:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
DomainMagnate Domain Magnate™ Name: Michael Last Online: 11-22-2009 03:30 PM iTrader: (68) Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,637 DNF$: 6,457 Location: DnMagnate.com	lol nice one __________________ Domain Magnate Mind Reading

10-03-2009, 02:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
draggar The Evil Mod Name: Ed Last Online: Today 08:10 PM iTrader: (36) Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,374 DNF$: 243 Location: South Florida Country:	Am I the only one who sees this as a double punchline joke? __________________ Get a Parked.com account today! What's on Draggar's mind? Find out at http://www.draggar.net I'm always looking for dog breed domains

10-03-2009, 02:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
elius Platinum Lifetime Member Name: Bert Last Online: Today 05:34 PM iTrader: (0) Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 31 DNF$: 260 Location: The Netherlands Country:	no, the joke is really on the hater but didn't feel it was worth the effort to point out

10-03-2009, 05:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
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10-03-2009, 09:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
rmnarmenta Platinum Lifetime Member Last Online: Yesterday 11:46 PM iTrader: (16) Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 252 DNF$: 4,500 Location: honolulu Country:	thats cool __________________ TripleScore27.com - ɨdn.com - ἰ.net - ΰ.net - Ⴝ.com - Ꮲ.net - ୨.com - ʁ.net - OfficialHybrids.com

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