Define a kiss

**cooljeba** · 07-27-2005, 11:45 PM

Here's how the professors of different subjects
define the same word (kiss) in different ways

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two
lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the
expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction
between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis
oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable
when returned.

Prof. of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is
always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on
the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy
for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction;
it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is
applicable to all.

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be an
undefined variable

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid
bond between the two dynamic objects.

Prof. of civil engreerig : Kiss is the foudation for love.
muaahh...........
..:: peace ::..
Jeba