In honor of president's day, post some funny presidential quotes.

KEEP POLITICS OUT OF IT. Funny quotes only.

To keep it civil, do not post quotes from Barak Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and George HW Bush.

Lyndon B Johnson ordering pants:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_myjOr0OU

''What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?
- Ronald Reagan in reference to Clint Eastwood's entrance into politics

"Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot. The damn thing is, I've never felt better in my life"
- Ronald Reagan

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming"
- Jimmy Carter

'Things are more like they are now than they have ever been'
- Gerald Ford

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-Abraham Lincoln