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Thread: Girls at ATM

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    Girls at ATM

    *Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM
    *
    *Boys:
    *
    1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

    2- Insert card

    3- Dial code and desired amount

    4-Take the cash and the card

    *Girls:
    *
    1-Drive to the bank

    2-Check make-up in the mirror

    3- Apply perfume

    4- Manually check haircut

    5- Park car - failure

    6- Park car - failure

    7- Park car - success

    8- Search for the card in the handbag

    9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

    10- Throw phone card back in handbag

    11- look for bank card

    12- Insert card

    13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written n handbag

    14- Enter code

    15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

    16- #Cancel#

    17- Re-enter code

    18- #Cancel#

    19- Call husband/boy frnd to get correct code

    20- Enter desired amount

    21- #Error#

    22- Enter bigger amount

    23- #Error#

    24- Enter maximum amount

    25- Cross fingers

    26- Take cash

    27- Go back to the car

    28- Check make-up in rear mirror

    29- Look for keys in handbag

    30- Start car

    31- Drive 50 meters

    32- STOP

    33- Drive back to bank machine

    34- Go out of the car

    35- Take card back from machine

    36- Go back to the car

    37- Throw card on passenger seat

    38- Check make-up in rear mirror

    39- Manually check haircut

    40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

    41- BREAK

    42- Go into roundabout - right way

    43- Drive 5 kilometers

    44- Remove hand break

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    How True

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    Classic...

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    how about blond ones ? Do they know what an ATM is ?

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    dang.. that was pretty hilarious!! thanks
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    Re: Girls at ATM

    That was a good one

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    Yummy, I love hearing these jokes.

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    Woow.. pretty true .. its too kool

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    Kinda exaggerating but pretty true.

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    not pc

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    Re: Girls at ATM

    hahahahhahahha

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