Goodbye to MOM!!

[khuldun]

Before going out one evening, a married couple made sure to put the dog out.
The taxi arrived, and as the couple headed out, the dog shot back into the house. They didn't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said, "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard! She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!

[VisualDigits]

funny

[sufi]

I posted the same joke few months back... and it got the worst joke award (see the last post) :-D

http://www.dnforum.com/f78/goodbye-mother-thread-92472.html

[VisualDigits]

Sufi: I think you phrased it differently.

[DNAholic]

LOL. Yeah thats funny dude.