Goodbye to Mother

[sufi]

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

[thewird]

I didn't get the point of this one >_>

thewird

[GT Web]

that is the worst joke I have ever seen...

[VisualDigits]

I don't get it! Where's the fun part?

[Jonathan]

I got it. I've heard it before.. told a little better. I like it.

[sufi]

For those who didn't get it, Wife didn't want to let taxi driver know that house will be empty (for security reasons, may be) so she said his husband has gone to say goodbye to mother but in real he went to catch the cat.

When the husband came back, he said some nasty words to the cat but taxi driver must be thinking that he was talking about the monther.

[GT Web]

ya...I got it...and it was still terrible...

sorry

[thewird]

Ok, I get it now but It could have been phrased better I suppose.

thewird

[freestyler]

seen it before here @ dnf nice one though

[Kase]

Bad joke - could substitute a million different things for the things in the joke. Possibly told wrong?

[fryman04]

And the award for the worst joke of the year goes to...