There was once a young woman who professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" she said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

The young woman grew up and has achieved her ultimate goal.

She's now working for Microsoft writing error messages!