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dotcomgiant · 06-22-2005, 08:11 AM

How To Catch Lion ??

Ø Newton’s Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Ø typical Indian Bolywood movie method :

Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. You don’t understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Ø George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

**CompuManiac** · 06-22-2005, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dotcomgiant

How To Catch Lion ??

Ø George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

lol

**sufi** · 06-22-2005, 10:52 PM

lol , nice one :-D

**VisualDigits** · 06-22-2005, 11:04 PM

lol so funny, I always knew Einstein was no genius.

Banned: slavahosting · 06-24-2005, 11:32 PM

thats hillariouse, the osama one true and hillarious

**RareIQ** · 07-24-2005, 08:11 AM

Lol...........................................

**LazyD** · 07-24-2005, 03:37 PM

**sufi** · 07-24-2005, 11:20 PM

edited...lol..never mind

**MrDude** · 07-25-2005, 06:55 AM

Hahaha

**assuredhost** · 07-25-2005, 01:17 PM

ha ha . Lol

**chording** · 07-26-2005, 11:30 AM

A Domainer's Method:

Use a Lion-Catcher service :-D

**unknowngiver** · 07-26-2005, 12:08 PM

lmao nice 1

**Kevin** · 07-26-2005, 04:27 PM

I love this one:

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

LOL

**cooljeba** · 07-28-2005, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dotcomgiant

How To Catch Lion ??

Ø Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Ø typical Indian Bolywood movie method :

Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. You don’t understand right… ok….read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

rofl =)) nice one there dotcom lmao

..:: peace ::..
Jeba

dotcomgiant · 07-28-2005, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomainSwans

A Domainer's Method:

Use a Lion-Catcher service :-D

LOL .. very true ...

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