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**Johnn** · 10-20-2009, 04:09 PM

How to make a woman happy?
You have to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?

1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol

meganerd · 10-20-2009, 04:11 PM

Thank you for making this list. I suggest all males print this out, post it and memorize it. kthxbye

**fab** · 10-20-2009, 04:15 PM

That's a short list!

**Admin** · 10-20-2009, 04:16 PM

It's easier to leave her unhappy!

**Johnn** · 10-20-2009, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admin

It's easier to leave her unhappy!

How many times did you sleep on the couch?

**Admin** · 10-20-2009, 04:20 PM

None, until tonight

**stewie** · 10-20-2009, 04:30 PM

I have to admit I was LMAO before I even opened the thread...

just the title alone...

**south** · 10-20-2009, 09:04 PM

Yes, the title was enough.

**Adatise** · 10-21-2009, 01:58 AM

**-MM-** · 10-21-2009, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnn

How to make a woman happy?

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Actually.... You cant

Will always find something you are doing wrong

**Bionic** · 10-21-2009, 03:24 AM

If you forget one of those things there's hell to pay!

**marauf** · 10-21-2009, 03:37 AM

Hehehe...thats all true!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnn

How many times did you sleep on the couch?

How many times have YOU been sleeping on the couch????

**tekz999** · 10-21-2009, 03:44 AM

Exactly!

**rmnarmenta** · 10-21-2009, 04:02 AM

I'd gladly give up the nudity and the alcohol for just a little peace and quiet!

10-20-2009, 04:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
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