This is how IT professionals do it

[katherine]

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:

"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button............ nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared
and said:


You've Got Male!"

[paulc]

HaHaHa nice one

[jojoyohan]

Lol.

[tekz999]

hhahahah

[sufi]

lol, good one :-D