Instructions

[Dale Hubbard]

At last !! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal
chain

letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you
can

only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.



INSTRUCTIONS.



Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't

forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person

who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at

the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women

through the post.



Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 Models

463 Wild nymphos

3,234 Good-looking nymphos

20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms

40,198 Bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier,

less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you

posted off. And, best of all, your original package is

guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.



DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.



One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5

instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back,

still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the

same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression
on

her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd

been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved

out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent

the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th

place above me has already received 837 women and is lying

in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are

452 more packages.



YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally

satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy

conversations about trivialities (that only interest
women).

No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant

surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not

hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best

friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your

vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will
know

how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so

that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure

that they may soon undertake.

[jdk]

Long but good

[QuantumBeam]

good one......lol.....

[VisualDigits]

good one