Last night I walked into a pub toilet...

**bensd** · 05-02-2007, 12:59 PM

Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”

I then heard the voice for the third time…..

“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some D**khead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”

**fkrule** · 05-02-2007, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by bensd

Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”

I then heard the voice for the third time…..

“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some D**khead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”

**Gerry** · 05-02-2007, 01:10 PM

Such is the life of the cell phone age.

Can't even take a crap anymore not knowing if the bloke next to you is hitting on you (wink wink) or talking on the tele.

What's this world coming to?

**Adam Dicker** · 05-02-2007, 01:11 PM

I loved that! lol

-=DCG=-

**zangief** · 05-02-2007, 02:09 PM

That was good.
I also see people walking on the street and talking to themselves (of course they are using a wireless microphone) but I can't stop the feeling

**GAMEFINEST** · 05-02-2007, 02:27 PM

that is funny

**simon** · 05-02-2007, 02:35 PM

did it happen to you? that would be been a bigger LOL

**tekz999** · 05-02-2007, 02:41 PM

is that really what had happened to you? hehe

**Ian** · 05-02-2007, 02:49 PM

Nice one mate!!LOL

**Acro** · 05-02-2007, 03:01 PM

I don't understand the logic behind using a cellphone while peeing. I even heard the guy saying "yeah, I'm in the office" and flushing shortly afterwards. And then he walked out, never washing his hands.