When you go to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who werent smart enough to get out of jury duty.

When your swimming in a creek, and a eel bites your cheek, that's a morey!

The 50-50-90 rule, anytime you have a 50/50% chance of getting something right, there is a 90% chance you will get it wrong

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong