Mildred and Chester knew each other from
> > > childhood but were in their
> > > >> seventies when they got married. They had to wait
> > > for Mildred's mother to
> > > >> pass away first, because she didn't approve. Back
> > > in those days there was
> > > >> no hanky panky before marriage so Chester and
> > > Mildred were both virgins.
> > > >> Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on
> > > their wedding night,
> > > >> having waited so patiently all these years.
> > > However, Mildred was very
> > > >> apprehensive as she had developed a heart
> > > condition and would have to
> > > >> tell
> > > >> Chester that they could not do it. Chester is now
> > > sitting on the bed
> > >
> >> wanting
> > > >> Mildred to hurry up. He detects a little
> > > reluctance on her part. Thinking
> > > >> that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom
> > > to get undressed. When
> > > >> she reappears in her silk satin nightie, he gets
> > > her to sit next to him
> > > >> on the
> > > >> bed. Not knowing how to get things started he
> > > pulls the first strap on
> > > >> her
> > > >> nightie. She blushes just as red as her red satin
> > > nightie. She is really
> > > >> concerned about telling Chester about her heart
> > > condition. In the
> > > >> meantime
> > > >> Chester is looking at the first breast he has
> > > seen
> > > >> since his own mother's. It is hanging there
>down
> > > to
> > > >> her belly button --gravity having taken its
> > > course over some sixty
> > > >> years. He realizes her anxiety but figures she is
> > > going to have to be
> > > >> helped a little more. Now he pulls the second
> > > strap and sees the second
> > > >> breast unroll downward before him. Poor Mildred
> > > is now beside herself.
> > > >> She
> > > >> is
> > > >> going to have to tellChester about her heart.
> > > With a quivering voice,
> > > >> and mustering up all hercourage, she says,
> > > "Chester I have
> > > >> acute angina."
> > > >> Chester says, "I sure hope so. Cuz you've got
> > > ugly boobs."