03-11-2004, 11:49 AM
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| Platinum Lifetime Member   | The Mother-In-Law A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. So the couple went to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but it will cost over $5,000, whereas burying her in the Holy Land would cost only $150. "We'll ship her home," says the guy. The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." |
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