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| Administrator Name: Adam Dicker Last Online: Yesterday 10:07 PM iTrader: (39) Join Date: Feb 2003
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Country: | Nine words women use This was sent to me by my sister so I figured was ok to post ![]() Enjoy! -=DCG=- NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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| Gotta love the "Pink&am p;quo t; Name: Melissa Last Online: 11-22-2009 07:41 PM iTrader: (74) Join Date: Jun 2007
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Country: | Aren't you a riot? lol Other words/phrases I personally like to use. (Most women use these) Yea. (When I am pretending to care/listen about football or some stupid fishing trip.) WHY? ( Why would you do that without asking me or why would you do something so dumb?) Can You? (Get that for me, help me with this, pay that, do this errand) Shoes (I am a shoe-aholic) So some how I work shoes in alot) |
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| NameIntell.com Last Online: Today 05:51 AM iTrader: (326) Join Date: Apr 2004
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Country: | (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! So whenever she said "Whatever" I should do it right away and don't have to wait?
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| Last Online: Yesterday 04:15 PM iTrader: (26) Join Date: Dec 2004
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Country: | I don't understand what's funny here. They all seem acurate to me. I just what happens when the mrs. sees you posted this, then, OK now it's time to get even. |
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| Platinum Lifetime Member Last Online: Yesterday 01:21 AM iTrader: (12) Join Date: Jan 2007
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Country: | these are certainly good tips for guys
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| Name: Tia Wood Last Online: Today 08:32 AM iTrader: (75) Join Date: Jan 2006
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Country: | We do not talk like that at all. Whatever. I give you five minutes to unpost this. *Loud Sigh* Nothing is wrong, I just want you to know how I feel. So don't worry about it. I got it. But that's okay. Go ahead with your silly womanizer posts. Everything is fine. Thanks a lot, Adam.
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| Success Is My Only Option Last Online: 11-21-2009 06:25 AM iTrader: (43) Join Date: Jul 2008
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| Bloody lovely Last Online: Today 02:57 AM iTrader: (394) Join Date: Feb 2004
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Country: | Any phrase that starts with "Honey....(pause)" or "Sweetie....(pause)" is a prelude for some work - always at the time your favorite team is on tv ![]()
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