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Old 02-10-2009, 10:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Nine words women use

This was sent to me by my sister so I figured was ok to post

Enjoy!

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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just
say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on
a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Aren't you a riot? lol


Other words/phrases I personally like to use. (Most women use these)


Yea. (When I am pretending to care/listen about football or some stupid fishing trip.)

WHY? ( Why would you do that without asking me or why would you do something so dumb?)

Can You? (Get that for me, help me with this, pay that, do this errand)

Shoes (I am a shoe-aholic) So some how I work shoes in alot)
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Old 02-10-2009, 10:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

So whenever she said "Whatever" I should do it right away and don't have to wait?

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Old 02-10-2009, 10:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice post, I really enjoy reading it.
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Old 02-18-2009, 07:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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haha
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Talking

you forgot:..........
' you're not sticking it in there!'
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Old 02-20-2009, 04:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't understand what's funny here. They all seem acurate to me. I just what happens when the mrs. sees you posted this, then, OK now it's time to get even.
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you forgot:..........
' you're not sticking it in there!'
You should do that, then see what happens. Post back here, how long you are in the dog house
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these are certainly good tips for guys
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Good one this list are great. really enjoyed Looking it! and I think these are true!
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We do not talk like that at all.

Whatever. I give you five minutes to unpost this. *Loud Sigh* Nothing is wrong, I just want you to know how I feel. So don't worry about it. I got it. But that's okay. Go ahead with your silly womanizer posts. Everything is fine. Thanks a lot, Adam.
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Nine words women use





YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSS


Didn't know they knew any others....
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don't forget
ummm, that means, you are doing something she does not like.
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don't forget
ummm, that means, you are doing something she does not like.
That's a new one on me...
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
The last time my girlfriend said me "5 minutes" I've sold a 2 keywords.com to an enduser

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Any phrase that starts with "Honey....(pause)" or "Sweetie....(pause)" is a prelude for some work - always at the time your favorite team is on tv
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