Overheard at the Beijing Olympics

[tonyfloyd]

Quick Chinese translations (You MUST read them aloud)

English.......................................Chinese

That's not right!.............................Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?.................Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?......................Wai Yu So Tan

I think you need a face lift!.................Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here!.......................Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet!.................Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone!......................Noh Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week!.......Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight..........................Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile..................Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu

[Acro]

Very old and very good. Thanks Tony

(PS still no bumps damn it!)

[tonyfloyd]

Very old and very good. Thanks Tony

(PS still no bumps damn it!)

You saw this already?....

what's up with the threads not bumping up???

[Acro]

I read it a few years ago. But it's definitely good humor