which part of the body went to heaven first?

[Johnn]

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God. The teacher praises the little girl, as a little boy raised his hand.

The little boy says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love. "Very good" said the teacher.

The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.

He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"

[Vjizzle]

I can count on you to make my boring, non-productive Monday's a little less boring and a lot more non-productive!

Great joke Johnn!

[katherine]

Another good one John

[cavinti]

here's another Little Johnny joke that i posted quite sometime ago.


Little Margie usually slept through class.
One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Margie, who created the universe?"
When Margie didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!", shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good", and Margie fell back asleep.

A little while later the nun asked Margie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Margie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with the pin again.
"Jesus Christ!",shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep.

Then the nun asked Margie a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Margie didn't stir and Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Margie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that **** thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted.