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Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into
the room.
14. You sing along with elevator music.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20. You won't remember who posted this.
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Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
lol that one was my favourite too
#1 is my favorite XD
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
LOL..17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service..Pretty true..
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lol, that's my favorite.Originally Posted by aZooZa
lol,good one
haha, very nice.
secret one was great!
My fav...9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
Now thats a real PERK!!18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either
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Shit that sounds good, too bad I have another 29 years to go
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I can't wait
Re: Perks of being over 50
lol................:-D
My reply to all you younger ones is:
The #1 perk is that I have made it to 50 but you may not
ha ha nice one
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