Please help us find Bob

[Tia Wood]

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

[south]

Nice!

[ninjadomain]

Funny.

[jdk]

Funny

[Melly]

lol funny

[Adam Dicker]

That was good, reminds me of one of my old time favorites:

A self-conscious wife asks her husband, "Honey, are my boobs too small?"

"No, honey, they're fine, but if you want to make them bigger, why don't you rub toilet paper between them?" he suggests.

For the next couple of weeks, the wife rubs toilet paper between her boobs several times a day, but sees no results.

"Honey, where did you get the idea that this toilet paper thing would work?"

"Well, you've been rubbing toilet paper on your ass all these years and that's getting bigger."

-=DCG=-

[Aleksandar]

"Well, you've been rubbing toilet paper on your ass all these years and that's getting bigger."

Nice!