Political correctness now pervading America,

[Adam Dicker]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred
to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS


And furthermore


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED AMERICAN.'

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He's an 'ALTERNATIVE ROUTE INVESTIGATOR.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He's not a 'TOTAL ***' - He suffers from 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's no longer referred to as 'PLUMBER'S CRACK' It's now 'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

[PRED]

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'



1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

[tekz999]

4. . He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' <- kakakakkakakaka

[Adam Dicker]

Here's my favorite:

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

[jasdon11]

I laughed loudest at 1., 2. and 4. in the women section!

[Gerry]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred
to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS

Y'all don't no jest how impotent this is to usin here in them thar hills.

I'ze tarred of been told that my IQ is da same as the number of teef in ma mouff.

Shirley I am smarter than my wife/sister.

She gots 13 teef and I gots her beat by two. I think.

Let me go back and count.

4. . He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' <- kakakakkakakaka

I've always heard Follically Challenged.

There is a reason I hear this.