Male version:
This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for. He answered, "I want to kill my wife." "I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide." The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife. The pharmacist looks at the photo of the ugliest woman he has ever seen, blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, let me get it for you... I didn't realize you had a prescription."








Female version:
This lady comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what she wanted it for. She answered, "I want to kill my husband." "I'm sorry Ma'am," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide." The lady reaches into her purse and produces a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looks at the photo and replies, "I am sorry Ma'am, let me get it for you... I didn't realize you had a prescription."